DOS & DON'TS

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  Though there’s nothing wrong with prostitutes, cyclists, and contractors in and of themselves, putting them all in a blender makes you look like a superhero’s arch enemy if there was a superhero that hated people who put up dry wall and then bike all over town trying to get drug money by sucking cocks.
  
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  “Dad, I want to go to the festival with James. He says he’s got an amazing tent and he’s promised to take good care of me.”
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