DOS & DON'TS

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  It sucks to abandon your kids and it makes them feel really bad about themselves for their whole lives and they tend to have relationship problems, but as far as aesthetics goes, it's kind of a good look. It's way more FTW than punk or metal, because it's like, "You guys can give all the fingers you want. I AM fucking the world."
  
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  Shoveling snow off the steps of your parents’ house is about as metal as two dolphins jumping over a rainbow and tongue kissing.
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