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  Jesus Christ Jeremy, put it down. Even babies look like twats when they drink from those gay little bottles.
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  The worst thing about this half-assed Pete Doherty impersonator isn’t his shitty little hat or the tattered plimsolls or the deadly halitosis. Nope. It’s the fact that we can’t somehow jump into the photograph to pound the shit out of him. Thanks a lot, reality.
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