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  A lot of girls are wearing these long t-shirt dresses that are so short even dogs think, “I wonder if I could get her if she was really wasted and I had coke.”
  
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  Man, I wish we were at the same level of photo-technology that they’re at in Harry Potter where they move and talk and stuff. I mean sure, this girl’s “Buffy at a job interview” outfit is pretty funny, but imagine if you could look at it and hear Bad Romance while watching her crazy stripper-with- no-bones- doing-interprative- dance routine.
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