DOS & DON'TS

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  It can take months and even years of having sex with someone and getting comfortable with them to work up the courage to tell them what you’re really into, but how great is the feeling when your balls finally kick in and she says “Me too”? It’s like the Ohio Express are playing a private concert for your stomach.
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  See? No matter how hopelessly nerdy and boring the convention, there will be chicks there, not a lot, but so what? They’ll have theirs, you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine. And together we’ll be fine.
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