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  Ain�t a party without a little strawberry shortcake for dessert! The store was closed though, so we�re gonna take turns eating Peter�s splotchy ass instead. Ashley�s got dibs on the first bite!
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  Hey, aren’t these the same two drunken saps in charge of guarding the Communist border in every funny cold-war movie ever made? How are they still cops? They must be the world’s greatest beneficiaries of Germany’s failure to appreciate the comic timing of Harold Ramis.
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