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  After a few dozen minutes of reading some Spanish book about passion and playing with his toes, this guy curled up into the downward-dog-lotus-sleeper position and tried to catch some Zs. We all snickered, but when the conductor woke him up and said, “What are you doing?” chuckles blossomed into laughs and, in the most sentimental moment of American unity since “Let’s Roll,” we all bonded.
  
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  We’re not here to point any fingers, gays, but maybe prop 8 wouldn’t have passed if you’d spent a little less time grousing about “rights” and a lot more time fogging up our left anterior cingulate cortices like these two.
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