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¡POOL PARTY MONTERREY!
ESTE DOMINGO 16 DE AGOSTO EN EL HABITA DE MONTERREY
BUENA MUSICA CON GIL DE KINKY, LAS KAMIKAZE GIRLS...
¡FREE DRINKS AND SNACKS!

Um, why are we at war with these people again? They look like slightly Paki versions of early Cher but with a Pee-wee Herman personality and a goddamn motherfucking Steve Perry scarf! Do we really want to spend $271,185,182,018 blowing this bitch up?

(Note: That number went up $14,322,783,131 since we went to press.)

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Thank God all these college dorks have gone back to Madison for the summer. They were starting to make the rest of us look bad.

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