Painful at first maybe, but after applying Human Hemorrhoid Remover my asshole feels brand-spankingly, sparklingly, tingly-tangily new. Comments/Enlarge |
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“Boo-fucking-hoo. You lost out to a toucan as the face of Froot Loops. Get over it and move on already because seriously, Phil, we are sick of hearing you whine.”Comments/Enlarge |
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February 9th, 2010 OK, I know you've got some elaborate justification worked out about “standards of beauty” and how this would look totally normal to the Uighurs of Western China, but do you have any idea how fucking bored they get out there? Comment
February 9th, 2010 It’s about fucking time drag queens expanded their palette beyond Joan Crawford and Whitney Houston. Comment
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