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Hoping you never bump into her again for the rest of your life isn’t a great feeling, but the six hours of completely insane contortionist fucking at her weird apartment with three cats is going to be pretty unforgettable. Comments/Enlarge | See all


You've got to be out of your mind to commit suicide by tiger. Comments/Enlarge | See all









I miss old New York. Where are all the crippled drug dealers mauling shitfaced single moms? Where are the homeless people shitting on the road? Huh? What’s a guy got to do to get murdered around here these days?