DOS & DON'TS

Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas. Comments/Enlarge | See all


“You have to meet Stacy’s step-sister. She’s old but she totally rocks.” Comments/Enlarge | See all









Hats are lame (we call them toques) but if you’re not all serious about it like a new dad and you’re wearing kind of a goof one it becomes a parody of hats which is good again. (Especially when you’re so hot you make a grown man cry.)