DOS & DON'TS

Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms. Comments/Enlarge | See all


“You have to meet Stacy’s step-sister. She’s old but she totally rocks.” Comments/Enlarge | See all









Fifteen year olds should have sex in public. Twenty year olds should have sex at a party after most of the guests have gone home. Thirty year olds should do it in their bedroom with a porno on. Seventy year olds however, may not even think about it when they masturbate. They’re so fucking “over it” and rational about everything they basically boil it all down to shopping for produce.