DOS & DON'TS

He's in a band called Fall Out Bitch and he cried when Pete Wentz got his hair cut on stage. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut. Comments/Enlarge | See all









When you’re this pretty, every retarded affectation you stick on your face becomes a dignified eccentricity that no man with a penis would dare question.