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Finding a hippie girl who keeps her bush in check and whose farts smell like jasmine sounds like a dream come true, but you've got no idea what a pain it is trying to get her out of the house. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Rave sucks, but when you’re stuck in there, tripping your balls off, catching sight of this and becoming so transfixed with it that you start developing religious theories about asses, it actually starts to make perfect sense. Comments/Enlarge | See all









This girl kind of looks like that chick that was stoned for 100% of high school. She’s going to be an idiot for the rest of her life but when you’re there, in the moment, fucking her and going to parties, it’s pretty fucking fun.