DOS & DON'TS

Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!" Comments/Enlarge | See all


When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Grad school types and religious assholes want to convince us that assimilation is mean and racist and makes immigrants betray their cultural roots, but what if they're just really psyched to live somewhere that isn't an abject shithole?