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Are they trying to sex up the Auschwitz museum tours? Or did a guy in his 40s who owns a flagging lingerie store in Berlin dream up this harrowing display of human frailty? Either way it's making me horny. Comments/Enlarge | See all


You know you’ve hit the nail on the head when you make every other girl in the room feel like your mom. Comments/Enlarge | See all









They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.