DOS & DON'TS

Put a knife in this Sheep on Drugs mad scientist’s hand and he’s reading my mind as to what I’m doing as I creep up behind him on the dance floor. Comments/Enlarge | See all


You’d think that a harsh chemical perm and three hours in a tanning bed would do at least a little damage to a zombie’s tender, rotting flesh. But nope. Comments/Enlarge | See all









The problem with saying that marijuana doesn't lead to violent impulses is that only applies to the people who smoke it.