Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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Oh, now look what you’ve gone and done. You’ve made me put you in the DOs for pissing up against a dumpster like a little stray cat. You’re in biiiiig trouble, young lady.Comments/Enlarge |
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When you take your shirt off in public and then neatly tuck it into your pants you’re saying partying’s cool, but minding your manners is cooler.
