I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash.Comments/Enlarge |
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Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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The easiest way to fuck a dumb girl without having your brain melted by two-hour conversations about TV is to convince a smart girl to blow out her hair and not be funny for the rest of the evening.
