I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist.Comments/Enlarge |
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If anything’s going to cut through all the divisive bullshit surrounding immigration and bring us all together it’s not going be some corny political slogan or a song or even a chain of restaurants. It’s got to be something profound and universal. Like embarrassing dads.Comments/Enlarge |
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See? This is what a real nerd looks like. Someone with about 30 arcane hobbies and some sort of weird gum thing who has no idea what she's doing makes us want to open up on her with a firehose of cum.
