Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.Comments/Enlarge |
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You’d think that a harsh chemical perm and three hours in a tanning bed would do at least a little damage to a zombie’s tender, rotting flesh. But nope.Comments/Enlarge |
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The new look this season is dressing up as Jamaican pot dealers and the small town college girls that are “totes ‘trigued” with their bullshit.
