DOS & DON'TS

She’s SMS-ing her friend to say that she’s “gone all out with the Stevie Nicks vibe tonight” but what she’s neglected to include is that even in her elongated “bubble perm and tranq addiction” period, Stevie never ever looked as tragic as this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


“Son, I admire how shitty you’ve been acting recently but if you really want to make it in this world you’ve got to get your priorities right and knuckle down if you want to be anywhere near as terribly fucking atrociously awful l as I am when you’re my age.” Comments/Enlarge | See all









You may want to rethink your new summer look when it causes three separate readers to email pictures to the DON’Ts on the same day with the subject heading “DUUUUUDES.”