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Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I would give anything to hear what this conversation between a womyn’s-literary-group president and Vicious D. Slim Rock is all about. How much they both love pussy? Comments/Enlarge | See all









You already know that sloppy Fall Out Boy whores reek like stale smoke and bubble gum and have more shit in their purse than you have in your house. But did you also know that they secretly use the piss of nanny goats to dye their hair? Bet you didn’t!