DOS & DON'TS

The only bad part of capturing a sleepy-eyed supertigress like this in the wild is trying to think up some bullshit to write about her shirt. Comments/Enlarge | See all


The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira. Comments/Enlarge | See all









See what happens when you say no to flip-flops and hurt your feet a little? You go from a lazy bitch in her pajamas to a lady in red in her prime.