DOS & DON'TS

What does a guy keep in a bag like that? A box of cunts? Comments/Enlarge | See all


Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Short hair is a bummer but it’s the dancing with no shoes that really wrecks the party. The way the toes and everything move around is so TMI it’s like watching an x-ray of someone giving birth.