You know what’s great about Monday? We get to sit around and listen to the billion dollar farts that are released as singles these days. Fab. The Vice Singles Club really is the most welcoming of places, so come in. Read more »
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We saw this crazy old cow at a beach party in Costa Rica. She was doing a new waveish pogoing-and-wriggling dance using a bamboo pole as her martial-arts partner. It was kind of impossible not to psychoanalyze a libidinous old lady that nobody wants to fuck jumping around a gigantic phallic symbol like a writhing lunatic. Can we not hire someone to fuck this sad pile of tits? Click here for more pictures.
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You know you’re just as cute as a lil’ button when you can play peek-a-boo with half of your face and still look like springtime’s first daisy as rainbows splash sun sparkles all over it from heaven.
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