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Vice Singles Club, 5 October, 2009

Another week, another visit to the Vice Singles Club, and boy do we have some classics for you this week. Read more »

Posted on October 5th, 2009 | 4 Comments
Tagged: chipmunk, devendra banhart, empire of the sun, Fever Ray, Kid Harpoon, killa kela, kings of convenience, n.a.s.a., phantom limb, pint shot riot, saint etienne, shinedown, sweethead, THE MACCABEES, The Saturdays, whitney houston

Vice Singles Club, 29 June 09

THE VIRGINS
“Hey Hey Girl”
Warner

The charming thing about the Virgins, or at least the song “Rich Girls” was they were a shitty guitar band trying to play R & B but failing in a dumb and glorious fashion. Then they re-recorded that song with some big shot producer who actually made them sound professional and ruined their schtick, which made them pretty rubbish. This is another song by them, which may have been good at some point, but now definitely isn’t. Basically if they hire me as their manager / guru I will make them shitty and glorious once more.
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WALDO JEFFERS Read more »

Posted on June 29th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Tagged: Animal Collective, Bombay Bicycle Club, Cascada, Chaka Khan, Cheatahs, Dan Black, Desolation Wilderness, Donaeo, Fight Like Apes, Kings of Lean, lethal bizzle, Maxwell, Plugs, The Big Pink, The Gaslight Anthem, The Rumble Strips, The Saturdays, The Virgins, The Voluntary Butler Scheme, Yeah Yeah Yeah's

Dos and Dont’s

It’s hard to go wrong with rockabilly. The accessories are subdued and not tacky, the rules haven’t changed for 40 years, and you hardly ever run into any fat ones.
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Despite what rich cunts and homosexuals in the fashion industry tell you, the best way to handle a ring of chub around your waist is to proudly wear a shirt that says, “Hey, I’ve got a ring of chub around my waist. What’s going on tonight?” Boys like that because they see a bit of a belly as an extra tit and boys like tits. Doye.
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