Wanna hang out with lots of sweaty virgins like our buddy up there? Oh, and Slipknot, Faith No More, Clutch, Voivod, Down and ZZ fuckin’ Top? Well, in conjunction with our buddies at the Download Festival, we have a pair of VIP weekend tickets to give away; so, mail us with a reason why you deserve to go more than anyone else and you can do just that.
Gay bars are filled with incrediby hot girls that dress crazy and want to go somewhere their overwhelming hotness won’t lead to lecherous drunks leaning over them all night. If you go there you will get so horny your pants will rip.
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It's funny how girls spend tens of thousands of dollars on clothes and then getting new clothes and selling the old clothes, when the one we will always love more than anyone is that first girlfriend from 12th grade who wore the same shirt every day and had holes in the soles of her Chucks.
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