Whoa there, guys, you can’t just bum-rush the party that is the Singles Club. This is an invite-only event. Look, just be cool, go home, get a tie, come back, slip Monty a 20 on the door and we might be able to find you a table. Read more »
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Somewhere there’s a parent saying, “Oh will you relax, Maureen? It’s not like they’re passed out on the road somewhere drenched in their own puke and piss.”
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You girls think that men are grossed out by your period-stained-hazy-hangover-Sunday boxer shorts, but you're dead wrong. They make us knock-kneed with horniness, and we have no idea why. Any theories?
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