Vice Singles Club is here again with another miserable Christmas sack of shit. I wish the guy from Kill Your Friends had taken his own advice. Read more »
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Before really getting into something you have to check its plausibility. We all have polyester shirts we love, but they get so fucking hot they make it look like your armpits pissed their pants. If you are a sweaty balls kind of guy, sorry, but you can't wear white spandex pants. It makes your legs look like a sweaty armpit.
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As soon as we heard PETA committed genocide for the “greater good” we changed our whole mode of thinking and switched to this. Sure clueless white boys say we look like a cross between Canadian rappers in ‘90s streetwear and mobsters’ wives, but they can suck a dick. We’re making a statement about communist delusions and our own inexorable ties to the food chain.
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