Alphabeat have been dropped. Thank fuck for that. Hopefully we’ll never have to hear the phrase ‘wonky pop’ ever again. I’m sorry Peter Robinson, I love you, but I hate Wanky Pap. Alphabeat - a band only liked by apologetic freelance music journalists who use phrases like: “Perfect pop song”, can’t give any hip-hop record under 8/10 and think Gwen Steffani isn’t a total fucking douche.











