Posted on May 22nd, 2009 | 1 Comment
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OK, maybe it’s time to make this perfectly clear to everyone over 30: You can’t disguise baldness with the close shave (“the millenium comb-over,” as Billy Connolly put it). Even if you put sunglasses on top, no more going to the club (pubs and bars only), your girlfriends all have to be within 5 years of your age (if she’s near 30 it’s time to get married and give her a kid), you need a job outside of the service industry (musician or actor don’t count). And as far as passionately following rave culture goes, you’re kidding right?
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Why are these tacky Eastern European sluts with cheap handbags, stressed denim from Forever 21 and frizzed-out hair in the DOs? Um, because we’re not fags that’s why. Ladies, you can save up for an Hérmes bag your whole life. We want what Vince Neil wants.
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