Another classic week for singles, then. Is it just us at the Vice Singles Club (new club picture above), or is music just getting better every week? While we go home and build a new shed to store all the new records we’ll be wanting to buy out of the old records which have now been rendered utterly pointless, you can be enlightened by reading our words beneath. Read more »
Here we go. No more shaved chests and frosted tips. Jock's going back to packs of troglodyte heshers in letterman jackets and anybody who's got a problem with that is getting their buns taped together within an inch of their ass's life.
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25 years ago AC/DC fans had facial tattoos and 15 year-old-girlfriends. These days they’re balding branch managers and the only time their shitty wives let them go out is when they give them six months advance notice.
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