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It took years of searching and millions of dollars in private-eye fees and plane tickets, but we finally found the secret store where all the DON’Ts get their clothes. (It’s in China, by the way.)
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Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good.
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