In five nasty minutes listening to the radio this morning, I learnt that today was the centre-point of London’s record-breaking “level three” heat wave, which will eventually explode into violent and unpredictable weather patterns. I also learnt that we were now in “phase six” of the swine flu pandemic, and that right now the terrorist alert is “severe”, which is another way of saying that it’s more likely that your bus to work will soon be converted into a chemical warhead. Read more »
I'm not a big fan of corporal punishment, but we should at least flog whoever introduced nu-rave to short-tempered meatheads and aging student body presidents for turning Saturday night into an endless parade of bloated day-glo Muppet Babies.
More
We were at an intellectual dinner party discussing how impossible it is to be fierce in the winter when this girl came out of the bathroom and said, “Oh yeah?” and everyone was like, “Wha?” and she was all, “Check it” and we we’re like, “No you did not!” and she’s all, “What? Are you blind?” and we were all, “Oh shit!”
More
