Look at his 80s face. Look at it. He loves Megan Fox even though she looks hella scary and a bit like a dude and shit. He even looks like Kevin Smith a bit. Anyways, fingers crossed Lil’ David there will make it back from his romantic trip to the States for next week’s meeting of Vice Singles Club. Fortunately for you, though, you’re in town for this week’s event. And, as always, we have a meadow of musical corn for you to feast upon.
Fluffers are generally required to stay behind the scenes, but if you hang around the bathroom at shitty porn parties in the Valley, you can sometimes spot one. It's kind of like finding a leprechaun only instead of a pot of gold, they lead you to a bucket of chlamydia.
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Though it is virtually impossible for middle class whites to obtain, having an old black friend is about the sweetest plum you can ever have in your entourage. If you can’t meet us for dinner because you’re going to Ossie’s to watch The Shield we are officially intimidated by you.
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