Fucked Up once broke Andy Capper’s heart by signing to Matador Records instead of Vice. Since then though, Capper has rekindled his love for the guys, and they let him go on tour with them sometimes, like a mascot, a groupie, or a really lucky fan who won a competition on the internet. Read more »
Glastonbury is a big messy event in the countryside which lots of people attend in order to watch some bands and be part of a national treasure. Going to Glastonbury is the fun equivalent of being one of Lady Di’s pallbearers. Like almost everything else in the musical calendar, everyone likes to claim it’s rubbish, but actually, provided you don’t have to watch Neil Young, it’s definitely more fun than all the anti-Glastonbury club nights people put on in London with hopeless bands.
This one goes out to all the British people who pay upwards of £300 to sleep in a muddy concentration camp for three days while millionaire indie rock bands laugh and laugh and laugh at them. Read more »
Going for the Judah Friedlander goof thing is funny in Montreal, but in a city where everyone is always completely shitfaced out of their fucking minds, it goes way beyond a goof. It’s a way of life. Like, you wear your wig to work and funerals and stuff.
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When you take your shirt off in public and then neatly tuck it into your pants you’re saying partying’s cool, but minding your manners is cooler.
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