Have you ever actually listened to Spotify? Every three songs, some twerp with a friendly voice starts booming on about how they don’t advertise. Spotify is a website for pricks without a record collection, and none of them are getting into the never-ending sarcasm and sex party of the Vice Singles Club. Read more »
Oh Lord. When nerds discover their inner babe and unleash about a decade of unused libido on to the world it makes every hot girl you know seem like a haggard old spinster whose pussy is sealed shut with venereal warts. This girl would be the Fabregé Egg of blowjobs.
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Old punks like Wattie just look like wizened teens with progeria. If you really are down for life, go the way of the Lars Ulrich dad and medieval the shit out of yourself. That means never shaving, ever. No matter how much free shit you get, you fucking cheapass.
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