Being single can be a tough combination of porn and not having anyone to split the cooking/washing up duties with. That’s why we’re here, to offer support, friendship and camaraderie where there was none before. Unless your name is Calvin Harris in which case we’re just going to lay into your latest vinyl turd. Read more »
You guys need to take this dude on vacation like a little brown canary in a coalmine where, if he doesn’t get laid, you realize nobody can and you move on to the next town.
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Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good.
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