Coming straight outta Glasgow’s bonnie streets we have no-wave racketeers DIVORCE. Comprising of Andy Browntown, VSO, Vickie McDonald, Hillary Van Scoy and Sinead Youth, they’ve listened to Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, Sonic Youth, DNA and Big Black. A lot.
Remember those 13-year-olds you’d see playing Star Wars with kids five years younger than them and you’d think, “Jesus, what happened there?” Well, you should know that those guys never quite get back on track.
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We were bitching about how winter turns everyone into dumpy black nylon hunchbacks when this arctic commando sauntered up and said "I heard somebody was feeling gloomy, so I brought over a drum of cocoa in my Polar Assault Tank®. Who's ready to roll?"
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