City centres are generally places to avoid – shopping by day and boozing by night. Okay, okay, we all do both, but you know, some people do it in really obnoxious ways. Okay, okay, we all do it in different obnoxious ways, but, well, some of us are pussies, and others are alpha fucks who fight us.
Aren't hippies supposed to be conscientious? Maybe there's something we don't know about butt flaps, like they're made by Malaysian kids or they kill the ozone, but there's no way it's as cruel as forcing the world to choose between mentally picturing your 2/3rds naked ass on the toilet or mentally smelling a full day's worth of feces as it makes its way down your legs.
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Just like Christians use secret bait to get homos to convert to heterosexuality, your Dad wants to use this American Beauty to get you off ethnic chicks.
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