Look at his 80s face. Look at it. He loves Megan Fox even though she looks hella scary and a bit like a dude and shit. He even looks like Kevin Smith a bit. Anyways, fingers crossed Lil’ David there will make it back from his romantic trip to the States for next week’s meeting of Vice Singles Club. Fortunately for you, though, you’re in town for this week’s event. And, as always, we have a meadow of musical corn for you to feast upon.
Vice Singles Club, 20 October, 2009
You know what’s great about Monday? We get to sit around and listen to the billion dollar farts that are released as singles these days. Fab. The Vice Singles Club really is the most welcoming of places, so come in. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 12 October, 2009
We’d like to start this week’s Vice Singles Club by wishing Stephen Gately a safe passover to the other side. He will be sorely missed judging by what we have on offer this week. Anyway, on with the aural adventure! Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 5 October, 2009
Another week, another visit to the Vice Singles Club, and boy do we have some classics for you this week. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 22 September 2009
I thought singles were supposed to die? Yet they go on living, like zombiefied bastard children of the great singles from yesteryear. Here is this week’s sludge.
Vice Singles Club, 14 September 2009
Vice Singles Club is here again with another miserable Christmas sack of shit. I wish the guy from Kill Your Friends had taken his own advice. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 7 September 2009
When you’re a kid it’s pretty standard for a gang to demand a picture of a naked woman to get into their club. If you have an older sister, odds are it’ll be one of her. It’s pretty similar for the Vice Singles Club, only we want naked pictures of anyone with a single out this week. So, for example, if you applied today, we’d be demanding a Bananarama lesbo sandpit adventure snap and a picture of Mika’s cock in a burger bun. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 1 September 2009
We had our bi-annual Vice Singles Club meet at the weekend. It was awesome, someone baked this cake out of seven-inches and then we did a quiz. Can you name the members of Roxy Music who aren’t called Bryan? No? Then you wouldn’t have won the quiz and it’s probably lucky you didn’t come along. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 24th August 2009
Another classic week for singles, then. Is it just us at the Vice Singles Club (new club picture above), or is music just getting better every week? While we go home and build a new shed to store all the new records we’ll be wanting to buy out of the old records which have now been rendered utterly pointless, you can be enlightened by reading our words beneath. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 18th August 2009
Have you ever actually listened to Spotify? Every three songs, some twerp with a friendly voice starts booming on about how they don’t advertise. Spotify is a website for pricks without a record collection, and none of them are getting into the never-ending sarcasm and sex party of the Vice Singles Club. Read more »
