All the cool dudes are single. Come and join the Vice Singles Club. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 10 November 2009.
Welcome to Singles Club. Hazing for our macho sorority includes: going outside in the wind with wet hair, dog kicking, bringing a porno to the first meeting and carving a sculpture from steam.
Vice Singles Club, 26th October, 2009
Look at his 80s face. Look at it. He loves Megan Fox even though she looks hella scary and a bit like a dude and shit. He even looks like Kevin Smith a bit. Anyways, fingers crossed Lil’ David there will make it back from his romantic trip to the States for next week’s meeting of Vice Singles Club. Fortunately for you, though, you’re in town for this week’s event. And, as always, we have a meadow of musical corn for you to feast upon.
Vice Singles Club, 20 October, 2009
You know what’s great about Monday? We get to sit around and listen to the billion dollar farts that are released as singles these days. Fab. The Vice Singles Club really is the most welcoming of places, so come in. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 12 October, 2009
We’d like to start this week’s Vice Singles Club by wishing Stephen Gately a safe passover to the other side. He will be sorely missed judging by what we have on offer this week. Anyway, on with the aural adventure! Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 5 October, 2009
Another week, another visit to the Vice Singles Club, and boy do we have some classics for you this week. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 22 September 2009
I thought singles were supposed to die? Yet they go on living, like zombiefied bastard children of the great singles from yesteryear. Here is this week’s sludge.
Vice Singles Club, 14 September 2009
Vice Singles Club is here again with another miserable Christmas sack of shit. I wish the guy from Kill Your Friends had taken his own advice. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 7 September 2009
When you’re a kid it’s pretty standard for a gang to demand a picture of a naked woman to get into their club. If you have an older sister, odds are it’ll be one of her. It’s pretty similar for the Vice Singles Club, only we want naked pictures of anyone with a single out this week. So, for example, if you applied today, we’d be demanding a Bananarama lesbo sandpit adventure snap and a picture of Mika’s cock in a burger bun. Read more »
Vice Singles Club, 1 September 2009
We had our bi-annual Vice Singles Club meet at the weekend. It was awesome, someone baked this cake out of seven-inches and then we did a quiz. Can you name the members of Roxy Music who aren’t called Bryan? No? Then you wouldn’t have won the quiz and it’s probably lucky you didn’t come along. Read more »
