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Matching tattoos are a great excuse to get girls to show you their private areas. You can say, “Cool—who designed those?” while you’re thinking, “Korean asses aren’t much but maybe that’s all I want tonight, a nice little assappetizer before dinner.”
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"Goddammit Eloise, Oh, just let me get a picture with that biker holding the diamond monkey skull. It’ll be cute. What's the worst that can happen? Lord only knows what that brute is doing with my body right now. Where the hell is this Chinese antiques store?"
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