Unless you punch two-year-olds in the face in broad daylight, you deserve a break once in a while. After all, you’ve been paying for gig tickets your whole life, don’t you deserve to have a pair presented to you on a silver platter by some nine-foot bimbo? Yes you do, and you deserve some CDs as well, so enter this competition and perhaps you’ll win some CDs and tickets to a show you would like to see (sadly, the odds are it won’t be nearly as good as that one above).

This is the trade-off: we’ll get you two tickets to any gig in London next week (as long as it’s not Wembley or 02 - don’t be greedy) if you can answer this question: what is our editorial intern’s favourite band? E-mail answers here. (If you’re not from London, we can still probably hook you up, and if not, we’ll send you some cds.)