Are you sick of commercial love songs masquerading as rap music? Do you long for the days when the trend in rap was to release records like Juvenile Hell, Lifestyles Ov Da Poor & Dangerous and Goodfellas and keep a box cutter in your right sock? You do? Well click on this shit beeeyyeatttttccchhh!!! Bring da motherfuckin’ ruckus!
Dear Old Dudes,
We would let you hang out with us more if you had a modicum of decorum and didn’t get all horny all the time. Why can’t you be like this guy, a scholar and a gentleman that plays great old records we never heard and then cheerfully fucks off when he’s done.
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What the fuck do these disgusting pieces of sugar-filled white garbage need Bluetooths for? So the TV can call them? “HEY MOM—WE R STILL IN PARKING LOT—MARKS YAWNING—CAN WE GO—NEED TO GET BACK TO CONT. SHITTY LIVES.”
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A park ranger in the Congo who survived being shot in the head at pointblank range
Reader Comments
October 26th, 2009
12:59 pm
lol nice i phone
October 26th, 2009
7:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY&feature=fvw
October 26th, 2009
8:06 pm
It’s so bad that hurts.
October 28th, 2009
4:14 am
@papa
That is terrible.
October 28th, 2009
7:18 am
This sounds chopped & screwed even tho it isn’t. At least it’s REAL and pisses all over any grime/Kanye/any ‘hip hop’ of the last decade really
“Lemmeh tek you to a movehhh showtaaaaayyyyyyy!!!”