On Sunday 26 July, the 1234 Festival returns to Shoreditch Park. Last year was such a mental teenage sex, jelly, and fireworks bonanza that this time “the man” has made them put a fence up around the park, which has limited the capacity to just 6,000 tickets. But then that adds a sense of exclusivity to the whole event, much like heaven (if you’re a Jehovah’s Witness). So go get a ticket now by clicking here! Go on!! Click!!! Click it!!!! If you need more convincing, look below for the line-up.VICE are hosting the electronic stage with such DJ luminaries as Krazy Baldhead, Autokratz, Disco Bloodbath, Kennedy, and many others, with the express intention of making you dance within the pre-ordained confines of the festival.
Here’s the full line-up on a really long poster.













Reader Comments
July 15th, 2009
2:27 am
My mate made a BBC reporter cry then took out part of the fence with just a run up and a fling his half naked, e’d up torso one year. It took 8 men to fix it. Crazy days. Crazy days.
July 15th, 2009
3:10 am
il be there with bloody big bells on.
July 15th, 2009
3:13 am
Does D stand for dick mate?