Enter Shikari are shit, everyone knows that, but the above sees them casually sailing through a shit-filled river that runs through Pooville in a boat made out of freshly steaming faeces.
Mixing screamo and dubstep is the musical equivalent of a Russian mercenary scientist mutating an Ebola-HIV supervirus to be carried by the common cold.
Out of time drumming and angsty “Fuck off, Mum, I’m not tidying my room EVER AGAINNNN YOUUUU BIITTTCCCHHHHHHHHH” vocals mixed with a Fisher Price synth midrange dubstep bassline and crusty dubstep granny dance moves? These guys make Brokencyde look like the Beatles.











Reader Comments
February 24th, 2009
11:45 am
stupid fuckheads, feed them pieces of soiled sweaty cunt-rag, on toast, using a nail gun.
the crowd really are showing them their “best moves”. NOT MOVING AT ALL. ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH how have this band not killed each other yet?
February 24th, 2009
12:11 pm
if you thought this was bad check out ‘SCREAMO CRUNK’ - http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
After hearing them i started self-harming again
February 24th, 2009
4:42 pm
urrrr this is just dubstep with a guy shouting, thought a band like this were meant to play metal not just have a tune playing with the singer shouting
February 25th, 2009
4:38 pm
Transpose minus 12 .. do it……..
You Prick!!
February 25th, 2009
5:42 pm
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?! They’ve just taken the worst parts of each genre and cack-handedly shoved the two together..
February 26th, 2009
7:24 pm
I’m not saying that it’s right what they’ve done there but it’s completly unfair to judge the music from this audio. I do Live music production no matter what band you are or what ever shit music you’re playing audio from a shitty handy cam is gunna sound fucking awful. All thats happened is they’ve spent all the money they got from last year and invested in a chemical factory unfoutunatley it’s made their music shitty than ever but you have to remeber to them it sounds MDMAmazing.
February 27th, 2009
3:02 pm
..maybe this is really good and i’ve lost all ability to judge music..?
..oh no it is shit!!
March 2nd, 2009
7:28 am
They sound confused. Surely there’s a difference between being musically innovative and being ignorant of what styles of music go, or in this case don’t go, together? Merely mixing two styles of unrelated music together does not equal good creativity. All they’ve demonstrated is that they’re able to play some guitar along to a cheap sounding dub beat. It does not work. Oil in water.
March 4th, 2009
1:07 pm
it’s so wrong it’s gone from being so wrong it’s right back to wrong again.
March 4th, 2009
5:07 pm
the drummer has fundamentaly misunderstood dubstep. the rest of the band have merely fundamentaly misunderstood life and how to be good at it.
March 5th, 2009
5:55 am
You fucking dick heads, who said this was dubstep? And there isn’t even a beat! It’s the drummer playing over some shitty wobble bass line that everyone seems to be doing these days. What ruins music is people saying ‘this is screamo meets dubstep’! Fuck off and die and stop listening to music because you seem to have no clue!!!
March 6th, 2009
7:32 pm
After writing that comment i realised that actually another band has done a metal/dubstep mix. They’re called Devil Sold His Soul and released it on itunes with a single is called “clouds dustep remix” and it’s actually good.
March 8th, 2009
5:31 pm
Where the fuck is the bass? :O how can you call that dub?
March 24th, 2009
5:38 pm
nah, the shittiest piece of music ever is a HARDHOUSE REMIX of fucxking NIGHTWISH!!! I just cried..and the twat who was playing it had woolen hair..
March 27th, 2009
5:56 am
its like when your peas mix with your mash. ruins your whole meal.
also just listened to brokencyde bahaha its like the new generation of hollywood undead.
April 4th, 2009
3:01 am
If these cunts think they are making dubstep they can jog right on. This shouldn’t be a mainstream type of music, bands like this make me sick but enter fucking shikari.
April 6th, 2009
1:28 pm
a couple years ago i really liked enter shikari! and to be honest i still do. this footage really doesnt do them any justice. there 1st album take to the skies was awesome!! am not big into screamo and i hate crunk screamo. but if you ever wanna judge them fairly check out “anything could happen in the next half hour”… it is a great song!
April 19th, 2009
12:42 pm
uh uh not cool.
April 21st, 2009
5:46 am
they are not confused, they are just trendy. This is made for the same reason emo kids started wearing New Era hats. Its cross genre credibility marketing at it’s worst.
April 29th, 2009
9:59 am
death x 1 million.
May 16th, 2009
7:03 am
this isnt dubstep, nor are they claiming to be dubstep. im not a massive fan of them, but your just picking on them for the lamest of reasons
May 19th, 2009
12:58 pm
I exspect alot of you are just hating on this because its Enter Shikari and you going to hate them because all your mates hate them.
- The fact is this doesent work, nor does it sound good. But reading through half of your comments, some of you are just so stupid. “wheres the bass?” shit like that.
Surley some kids somewhere like this kinda stuff, other wise they wouldnt of packed out a venue that size. But if its just dont like it then you dont like it, dont try and sound clever when you know fuck all.
May 20th, 2009
2:39 pm
your a prick
enter are amazingg
May 26th, 2009
3:32 am
Nah dude, Brokencyde is worse. This is pretty embarrassing, but Brokencyde is THE soundtrack to the collapse of Western civilization
May 28th, 2009
8:29 pm
FUCK YOU ALL
ENTER SHIKARI MAKE BETTER MUSIC THAN YOUR DAD COULD DO WHILST DOING CRACK AND GIVING ORAL SEX TO YOUR DOG.
June 16th, 2009
11:09 am
this is probably the worst live recording ive ever heard. im not talking about the band. im talking about the quality. anybody who have EVER heard this live, knows there is definatly a bass in there. its just not audible on this recording.
and hey, shikari is just a band you either like, or dont. theyre not really a band you ’sorta like’.
but most of these comments are just bull
June 16th, 2009
11:45 am
you are wrong. i like this.
June 18th, 2009
10:32 pm
Nah this isnt cool tbh. It doesnt work.
June 22nd, 2009
11:28 am
all im saying is there’s enough people supporting this band buying the cd’s and going to the gigs, which means to a lot of people this DOES WORK
end of
June 24th, 2009
8:53 am
ifuFn9 comment2 ,
June 30th, 2009
7:31 pm
‘Fisher Price synth midrange dubstep bassline’
i’m glad as a producer that these sort of plebs don’t know about sub frequencies.
July 16th, 2009
2:50 am
Yeah, their old stuff was better, but this isn’t all that bad. People are just hating them because everyone else does. And by the way, they don’t claim to be dubstep, so what’s the point in criticizing their lack of dubstep basslines or whatever. And please please please don’t compare them to brokencyde. x
July 23rd, 2009
4:03 am
Ha! the entire audience’s ‘go to move’ is a blank stare. Except for 3 kids trying to have a mos which reminded me of trying to wank a semi while crushingly bored.
July 25th, 2009
7:36 pm
“Yeah, their old stuff was better, but this isn’t all that bad. People are just hating them because everyone else does.”
….Maybe I’m just speaking for myself here, but I can safely say I made my own mind up about it being fucking awful.
Its just shit, really, isnt it?
July 28th, 2009
8:04 am
Who cares why they are being picked on…the fact is that regardless of how good or bad previous material is. This…I don’t even have the words for how absolutely horrible, shitty, bad, craptacular, awful and ear bleedingly foul this is…ugh. I have made better music with my ass after eating mexican food.
August 20th, 2009
12:23 pm
This is like eating refried beans on a dead cat. And not in a cool, off beat hipster way, but in a retarded, fuck-dumb ass licking way.
August 26th, 2009
12:20 pm
WE’RE GONNA GET EVIL IN HERE NOW.
YEH.
fuck off.
August 28th, 2009
8:11 am
I’m almost embarrassed for them… Almost.
September 2nd, 2009
4:23 am
What a fucking abomination to music. They came in on the synthy post hardcore crest and try and ride out the tail end of the dubstep explosion. Fanfuckingtastically shite.
September 18th, 2009
10:02 am
Ever hear of Senser? Same shit different decade. Sometimes you just gotta make your mind up, eh.
September 26th, 2009
7:18 am
well i’d rather eat a tepid fecal pizza topped with the pubic-hair trimmings of a skid row wino but, honestly…. i’ve heard worse
October 2nd, 2009
1:55 pm
as much as i dislike the band, bring me the horizon have posted a dubstep remix of one of their songs from a remix cd they’re releasing, and its dark as fuck.
October 10th, 2009
4:54 am
Thats fucking dreadful
October 20th, 2009
5:14 am
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October 20th, 2009
7:59 am
just got off a tour with them, and i can tell you first hand that the sound on this vid is basically displaying about half of what’s actually going on. this song is just a brief interlude on the album, and i find it really good - not to mention that there’s not a lick of “emo” attitude with these guys. get over the fact that you don’t understand something different.
November 3rd, 2009
9:27 am
they’ve just made that up that arvo.
November 6th, 2009
7:56 am
I like Alan Partridge shouting “transpose minus 12!” in the middle there.
November 7th, 2009
8:08 am
i think everyone who comments on this bad, and the creator of this page needs to think about other people, and what music they like. Having seen enter shikari 3 times,. i think its amazing how theyve sold so many albums doign what they do, and even though it isnt to everyones taste, don’t knock it until youve seen them live. there’ll be something else to fucking moan about next week, if you dont understand why certain people like me like this music, then get over it. get back to your sad little moaning, pathetic lives.