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  Eastern Europeans in America can be a rough lot. But when they forego the roving packs of drunken rapists outside the Warsaw and tap into their inherent Balki-ness, it’s so endearing it makes you wonder what all that Cold War shit was even about in the first place.
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  Holy shit, remember how fucking stressed out you’d get when you fucked up your parent’s car? Like, you’d jump out to see how bad it was and see this and catch yourself begging Jesus for a time machine?
  
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