Touring is a great way to find out what it壇 be like to go on a family vacation where everyone in the car is your pissed-off dad. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
People with dogs are a bummer because they're putting their loneliness on a leash for all the world to see. Guys with baby backpacks are also a downer because they look so de-balled it's worse than loneliness. Then you have guys that are so lonely and de-balled they might as well be this next guy...
