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What kind of fuckface takes a job like this? Did parties molest him as a child and he wants to get revenge? Comments/Enlarge See all

We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves. Comments/Enlarge See all

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